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Kaffein Online Magazine Issue 7: Kreative Kulture

Monday, 26 September 2011

VIVA RIVA REVIEW!


Movie: Viva Riva
      Produced By: Michaël Goldberg, Steven Markovitz , Djo Tunda Wa Munga , Boris Van Gils
      Written By: Djo Tunda Wa Munga
Starring: Patsha Bay, Manie Malone, Hoji Fortuna, Marlene Longage, Alex Herabo, Diplôme Amekindra,
Editing By: Yves Langlois and Pascal Latil

On Wednesday the 21st of September 2011 I was invited to the Cape Town Premiere of an African movie at the Labia theater, to be honest I didn’t know the name of the movie and didn’t know what to expect so I missioned alone to the venue I knew very little about aside from the collection of labia jokes I had been toying around with in my head. After a 15 minute trip I arrived at the venue, I have got to say it’s pretty nerve wrecking arriving at an event alone because first of all you don’t want to be noticed and second of all you don’t want to be that knob that pokes into random people’s conversations, so I proceeded to walk right through a large crowd comprising of photographers, actors, writers, publicists, artist, skaters and people who seemed to have a genuine interest in the arts. The floor was paved with free pop corn, the air was masked in 2nd hand cigarette smoke, alcohol and a murmur of interesting conversations, it was relieving to see such professional people just being human, talking loud, laughing and eagerly waiting in the foyer, bar area and the outside area to be called in to take their seats. That moment came and we walked in collected our pop corn and chose our seats, The producer was introduced and slowly faded out as the semi-rowdy crowd over powered his voice, clearly everyone was thinking “Let’s get on with it! We’ll give you props later...shortly after we watch and criticise the flick”. The Lights went off and the film reel started spinning and the crowd slowly piped down as the opening sequence captured their eyes and the music lured them into the setting.

Review

The title of the movie appeared “VIVA RIVA”, set in the dusty and under-developed city of Kinshasa where there is a shortage of gasoline and the demand for it is overwhelmed by the supply, this for the majority of the city is tragic as gasoline is also their main source of electricity and the fact that there are gangsters that have control over the supply leaves a sour taste at the back of everyone’s throat, Survival is the mentality and money is a rare commodity in Kinshasa. Enter Riva(played by Patsha Bay) a man who returns to his home town of Kinshasa with a truck load of Gasoline barrels that he has stolen from Cesar (played by Hoji Fortuna) his King pin  boss from Angola. Ceaser is an infuriated and ruthless mother *shut yo mouth* who is on Riva’s heels with a trail of blood behind him, Riva’s main objective is to sell those barrels, make lots of money and...Well I don’t think he even knows what the hell he’ll do with all that money once he has acquired it. His greed for money and his tactlessness see’s him splurge money all over town, involve his best friend; an unloving family man who prefers to have sex with prostitutes rather than his own wife, into his world of gangsters, gas and gwap Riva’s hunger for power and money see’s him falling for an enchanting/enigmatic/dangerously seductive fox by the name Nora (played by Manie Malone) who is  the girlfriend to the  most feared gangster in Kinshasa and that folks is where the nail biting and thought provoking drama unfolds.

This movie is a gigantic orgy of great special effects, makeup, amazing acting, action scenes, twists and turns, shady clubs, a suprising development of characters, whore houses  and a great ending... did I mention lesbian sex??? Do yourself a favour and check it out.

I give it 5/5 slush puppies!!!





Monday, 12 September 2011

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"

He is one of the most imaginative, accomplished and daring beat boxer and producer I have had the pleasure of meeting and hanging with on numerous occasions, a proud member of the Cape Town based and internationally renowned  ETC crew! Some know him to have been hating since 1984 and some may have taken him on at beer pong and saw their livers wither away and never live to tell the story...this colossal beat banger with the street swagger of  a champion is known as Johnny Filter!!!!

I'm pretty impressed with his musical taste and I have to admit that I have borrowed some of his selections for my radio show on a few occasions, if music is your life, flirt, one night stand, love or prostitute do your self a favour and check out his blog Johnny Filter Presents...

Letter from the Founder

Welcome to the Kaffein Online Magazine blog, a portal where you will be occasionally updated on what is going on in South Africa's new wave of budding creatives.

I remember one of my college lecturers emphasising that we are living in the information age, "what the f*** is that?" I thought to myself as I snapped back from a stoner's paradise (a dream land of exotic women swimming in a pool of freshly squeezed orange juice, each sworn into oath to cater for my every desire), I could have sworn he was a mind reader as he paused for a brief moment, scanned across the entire class of about 32 students and locked his eyes on me,his target and exclaimed "THAT! my friend means we live in a time where people require to be informed instantaneously on current events..." At that time the internet was something I used purely for last minute research and picking up retarded chicks on facebook, little did I know that a whole new world of opportunities, entertainment and education existed here, a world not guided by rules, a world where anybody could be somebody. After years of socializing and exploring different sub cultures and cultures alike it hit me like Danny Williams' right hook that dismantled the machine once known as IRON Mike in '04, that our readers don't know what Kaffein Online Magazine has been up to, what other local Creators have been creating and what the pushers have been pushing and so the idea of a blog was naturally a solution to this problem, a solution that will regularly inform, entertain and conveniently interact with our readers all across South Africa and beyond our boarders.

I bet most of you are thinking "well that’s a bit of a delayed reaction Mr. FOUNDER of an online magazine"...I’m sitting here in front of the screen thinking "who gives a shit? I’m glad we finally did it...by the way a black label ice-cream float would be nice"

Sincerely 

Lethabo Ngakane

The Founder